UPDATE!!! I had my check up yesterday and it turns out that dumb thing was just a Reactive Lymph Node. The Doc said that I probably just had a bad ear infection when I was little (Heaven knows I had a lot of them...) and it just irritated that lymph node and it never quite went back to normal. Then, every time it got irritated again it would just get worse and worse and worse. So, long story short- I'm fine. again. still. but the doc is glad I got it taken out so that it won't be more of a pain later when it was even bigger. So there, Becky! How's that for your Alien conspiracy??? :PThanks everyone for your concern and kind comments. :)______________________________________________________________________________________
So- remember that lump I've had behind my ear since high school? Well- I went to the Dr today and he cut it out of my head. OUCH!
When he looked at it at first, he said that he was pretty sure it was just a
sebaceous cyst and it would be super easy to just cut out of there and I'd be done after just a few minutes...
20 minutes into the procedure I hear, "Wow, this thing is really
deep!" ...a while later, "
Hmm... this is REALLY
deep..."
40 minutes after he began, he says to his PA, "put this thing in a
specimen jar... send it to pathology, that is not a
sebaceous cyst."
NICE, eh?
It was pretty long, about 2 1/2 cm and as big around as my
pinky.
The good news? I get to wear this fancy head piece all day and night... he said I could take it off tomorrow morning, but I need to wear it to sleep for the next couple nights. Lucky me.

Good thing I have Dr.
Joshy to take care of me around the clock- I just don't know what I'd do without him.

I go back in next Tuesday to get the stitches removed- I'll be sure to update with the pathology results as soon as I get them. My sister, Becky, said that it is a tracking device the aliens implanted when I was abducted... and now they've just been trying to locate me again and that's why it's been giving me such problems... yeah, funny beck.
1 Million dollars goes to the person who can figure out why I always get the freaky medical problems.